ROACH RUN — $ROACH · Cannot be killed. Only outlived.

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SPECIMEN REGISTRY

ASCII NFTS

8 SPECIMENS · UNVERIFIED FIELD ART

Eight roaches, printed in monospace. No PFP factory. No trait mixer. Every specimen was hand‑keyed under a fluorescent bulb at 3:12 AM. Mint later. Look now.

#001COMMON

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   __/   \__
  ()   .   ()
  //---|---\\
  //   |   \\
   \\ /|\ //
    \| | |/
     ' ' '

PANTRY GRUNT

Trait · unbothered

#002COMMON

    .-"""-.
   /   ~   \
  ( o     o )
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   /|  |  |\
  / |  |  | \
 /__|__|__|__\
    "  "  "

GREASE HARBINGER

Trait · slick shell

#003UNCOMMON

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   .-'    '-.
  /  o    o  \
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  /\_|_||_|_/\
    _|_||_|_
    """""""

FRIDGE COURT KING

Trait · rules the crumbs

#004RARE

     _/\_
    /    \
   / .  . \
  |>__||__<|
  /||    ||\
 /_||_/\_||_\
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DIAMOND EXOSKELETON

Trait · crystallized shell

#005UNCOMMON

    /'^'\
   ( o.o )
    >-|-<
   /|| ||\
   ||\_/||
   ||   ||
   \/   \/
   COUGH.

SPRAY VETERAN

Trait · immune to Raid

#006COMMON

      _[_]_
   __/. .\__
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BAG HODLER

Trait · refuses to sell

#007RARE

     .-*-.
   .' o o '.
  /   -_-   \
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  \ ||   || /
   \||   ||/
    ||   ||
    ""   ""

MIDNIGHT SCOUT

Trait · sees in the dark

#008LEGENDARY

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  | (o ) ( o)|
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     '''''''

APEX ROACH

Trait · outlives everything

Every 30 minutes, one bag gets tapped. Apex Roach holders get priority slots on every future round.

● CAB. NO. 07 · KITCHEN FLOOR · 03:12 AM

DIST 0000 / BEST 0000 / SPRAY

CAB-07 · INSERT ROACH TO PLAY

ROACH RUN

SPACE / ↑ JUMP · ↓ SLIDE · S SPRAY

TAP TO JUMP · SWIPE DOWN TO SLIDE (MOBILE)

1 PLAYER · NO CONTINUES NEEDED · GRAVITY IS THE ONLY HONEST THING HERE WALLET NOT CONNECTED — SCORES ARE OFF-CHAIN, LIKE YOUR GAINS

SPACE / ↑ to jump · hold for higher · ↓ to slide under spray · S to spray a shoe (when meter is full).

● SURVIVAL LOG · TRANSMITTING 142.6 kHz

03:12 — evaded rolled-up NYT sports section · +82m 03:14 — bug-spray cloud dispersed · 0.4s slide 03:17 — heel of size-11 Timberland · airborne 640ms 03:19 — kitchen light flicker · vision reduced 300ms 03:21 — pizza crumb secured · +500 pts 03:24 — near-miss with size-8 Croc · 3mm clearance 03:27 — floor unmopped since 08.02 · no incident 03:29 — refrigerator hum increased 4dB · unrelated 03:33 — spare shoe deflected by antenna · +18m 03:35 — subject entered kitchen · lights off · specimen unfazed 03:37 — Windex airborne · dodged 03:41 — CA coin found under stove · +500 pts

TOP 10 · PSEUDONYMOUS

HIGH SCORES

SEASON 1 · UNVERIFIED

RK	WALLET	DISTANCE	DEATHS	NOTE
01	7xKq…9fT2	41,203	318	never scared
02	Ge4m…Lp8v	38,940	402	lost a leg
03	B2nn…qq71	35,118	277	caffeinated
04	Hs9d…4zXe	31,662	1,044	panicked
05	Cv3p…8bM0	28,401	190	zen
06	9jUu…Wd5c	26,977	851	bought high
07	Fz6r…2hQa	22,530	63	lucky
08	Mk1t…7yNr	19,884	2,209	brave
09	Ap8w…3vJk	14,205	98	early
10	Qd5x…6cRb	9,617	3,377	refused to sell

FIELD DOSSIER

FOUR REASONS IT WINS

ENTOMOLOGY DIVISION

Nº 01

Nine days
without a head.

Decapitation is a temporary inconvenience. Ask any holder.

Nº 02

Survived
Chernobyl.

Radiation tolerance ~10× a human's. Rug tolerance: infinite.

Nº 03

Older than
dinosaurs.

320 million years of shipping. Zero roadmaps published.

Nº 04

Holding
$ROACH.

Diamond exoskeleton. No sell button was ever installed.

CONTROL PANEL

HOW TO PLAY

3 STEPS · 2 OPTIONAL

SPACE

01 · JUMP.

Space, arrow up, or tap. Gravity is the only honest thing here.

DOWN

02 · SLIDE.

Duck under the bug-spray cloud. Head low. Ego lower.

INSERT

03 · BUY $ROACH.

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